What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.