Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.