Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco