What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"