What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.