What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!