Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
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They hog the Schwing set.
In piggy banks.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
Because it's shellfish.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Sir Lunchalot.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Hog and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
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Voat manipulation.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
gets arrested*
He kept on and on about his mateys.
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Numchucks.
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh.
He became a quack head
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Toad.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
He "came" a lot.
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
