Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
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They hog the Schwing set.
In piggy banks.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
Because it's shellfish.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Sir Lunchalot.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Hog and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
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A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he always plays with Pooh.
She reads them pig tales.
He buys a new house.
Buy 2 get 1 free
He couldn't see that well
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"
Papers.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Let me call you Tweet heart!
I'm stuck on you!"
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
