Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
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They hog the Schwing set.
In piggy banks.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
Because it's shellfish.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Sir Lunchalot.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Hog and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
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A croaksman !
He simply croaked !
Let me call you Tweet heart!
Rugs and kisses!
Because they were both too Shellfish.
They were both two shellfish
The spaghetto
A: Tulips.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
To get to the other slide.
Have a pigjama party!
A ban from the petting zoo.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
Flip-Flips.
Don't look. I'm dressing."