Piggy Bank Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.