Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.