Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"