Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

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Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Because it's shellfish.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"