Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.