Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.