Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

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Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !