How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows