How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !