How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !