How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.