How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!