How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.