What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What did the druggie do when he got acid?

Took some tums