What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What did the druggie do when he got acid?

Took some tums

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh