What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.