What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

How are you today?

Me: Tim.