What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.