What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.