What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.