What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.