What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.