Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!