It had a SPOILER on it.
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Petal to the nettle!
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Ice lolly !
he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.
Groomer has it
Tell them it's nearly finished.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Because why emcee, eh
Jack of all Spades
It had a short circuit.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
A space bar.
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
