Race Car Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

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Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.