How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.