How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.