How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.