How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!