How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Inform Jokes More Inform Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.