How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.