How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.