How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Inform Jokes More Inform Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.