Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Stephen King Jokes More Stephen King Jokes

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

What is a geeks favorite horror novel?

Information Technology by Stephen King

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.