Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Jokeexplainbot Jokes More Jokeexplainbot Jokes

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"