No, you cantaloupe.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
The hyper drive.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Six and a half books.
A dead poodle, split in half.
Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)
Cause it was snowed-in.
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
I guess I didn't plan it very well!"
A Sandy Hook.
Asking for a friend.