Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Useless Information Jokes More Useless Information Jokes

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What does a Spanish cow say?

Muuuuuuuey!

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole