Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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