Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Stephen King Jokes More Stephen King Jokes

What is a geeks favorite horror novel?

Information Technology by Stephen King

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What do black people drive?

house prices down

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.