What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo