What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Rail Jokes More Rail Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo