What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.