What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.