What language does a boxer who punches ...

What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Punjabi Jokes More Punjabi Jokes

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.