Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

English Jokes More English Jokes

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !