Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.