Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Step one Step two Step three

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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A flat mate.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.