Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds