Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.