Nothing if you're a gorilla.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Tosses them off.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
About 16 seconds
Someone dropped a dime on him.
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
Ping Pong
New Yolk
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Queen Kong.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He worked for a special branch.
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
El trapo.
Eggs actually get laid.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Linoleum blownapart.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Nutty Marietta!
Rastafriedrice
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
Because the dime had more cents.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
