What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis