What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."