What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.