What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.