What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.