What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.