What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.