What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

Marry Man Jokes More Marry Man Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What disease does a married man have?

onejina

Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.