Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUUUUUuU

What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.