Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a frogs favourite game ?

It's croak-et !

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.