What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.