What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!