What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.