What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.