What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!