What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.