What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..