What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh"