What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..