What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!