What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!