Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh"