Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!