Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.