Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!