Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!