Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!