Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...