Grandpa Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Street Corner Jokes More Street Corner Jokes

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.