What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.