What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.