What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!