What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.