What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

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What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine