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Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
A PASTATUTE!!!
Because he was Alfredo pasta!
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Because umbrellas can't walk.
A Pastafaryan.
A-pasta-ate.
Sooey sauce.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
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