Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

Fake Spaghetti Jokes More Fake Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

What do you call fake spaghetti?

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Fake Noodle Jokes More Fake Noodle Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes More Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.