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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Fake Noodle Jokes More Fake Noodle Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

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Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.