Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

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What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

What do you call fake spaghetti?

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.