Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Fake Spaghetti Jokes More Fake Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes More Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Fake Noodle Jokes More Fake Noodle Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony