Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call fake spaghetti?

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What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Fake Noodle Jokes More Fake Noodle Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes More Postmodernist Ravioli Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry