Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call fake spaghetti?

An

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.