Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)