Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns