Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."