Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.