Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.