Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
In its trunk.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Superman's powers are all natural .
A hallucination.
It wanted to get off its ash.
Roast Moosmallows!
