Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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A: It matches their mustaches.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.