Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.