Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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Superman's powers are all natural .
A toasty ghosty
Roast Moosmallows!
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
A Roman army
They crucified the carpenter.
A Curtis-y flush
A: It matches their mustaches.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
