Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.