Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.