Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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Superman's powers are all natural .
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
Caesar!
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
They both can be used to carry vegetables....
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
It wanted to get off its ash.
Quark Kent.
Polo
Dim Sum.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
A hallucination.