Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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Superman's powers are all natural .
For drizzle.
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
A: One strike, and they're out.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
The light was on.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Veni, Vidi, Veni.
His toga size went from L to XL.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
A toasty ghosty
It wanted to get off its ash.
A hallucination.
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
