Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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It wanted to get off its ash.
A toasty ghosty
Roast Moosmallows!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Vehicular man's laughter
Because they don't exist.
You have served your porpoise.
A porpoise.
Serving dual porpoises!
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.
Because she was out standing in her field.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )