Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash