Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.