Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle