Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)