Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

English Jokes More English Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"