Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.