Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!