Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring