What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.