What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light