What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.