What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !