What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.