Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!