Because it was ripped.
Pretty gaunt
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
A Biceptual
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
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A map.
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
A ruff draft.
A rip off.
Och noo, me troosers!