Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.