Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.