Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit