Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.