Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace