What do you call a girl between two posts?

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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