What do you call a women that catches f...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.