What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Linoleum Jokes More Linoleum Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart