What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Linoleum Jokes More Linoleum Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart