What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Linoleum Jokes More Linoleum Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart