What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Linoleum Jokes More Linoleum Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.