What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Linoleum Jokes More Linoleum Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart