Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Bad Taste Jokes More Bad Taste Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!