How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.