How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...