How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.