How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.