How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.